Neo :]

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

dumbdogsart (art acc) + dumbdogsstuff (main/spam)

HI WELCOME TO MY BLOG! I’m pretty chill but I have a bad habit of quick reblogging w/o tags, so my apologies.

Collective names: Neo, Spam, Eddie, Sunny or any nickname you come up with. I use he/him and they/them pronouns, along with neopronouns if you ask for them.

I usually have asks and requests open, I don’t have a whole lot of boundaries for that except NSFW and stuff like that.

If we’re mutuals I will literally die for you. /hj

I also use tone tags a lot, if they confuse you, you can always look up an easy guide online! :]

my posts - dog rambles

art tag - my art

ART BLOG BELOW

Pinned Post dog rambles pinned post my art (not really . just putting the tag there)
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even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

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*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

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Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

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*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

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well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

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some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

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No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

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Sherlock out.

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woah.

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it got better

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and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

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Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

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And that’s why we have a John Watson.

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This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

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Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

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Idk if I’ve rebloged this before, but I’ll reblog this legend again

masterofhounds

Smithsonian? I’ve found the quintessential Tumblr and Sherlock fandom post. Yes. I would consider it definitive.

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Ahh it’s back.

“And that’s why we have a John Watson”, indeed 😂

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Legend of a post. 10/10 recommend reblogging.

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this post is on my dash I feel HONORED

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THE POST OF LEGENDS HAS RESURFACED ON MY DASH

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I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS OMG

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On your dash? I dig for gold like this,,, by looking at my mutual pages.

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I’ve only seen this on Pinterest!

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*gasp* THE SACRED TEXTS!

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:O

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THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST I HAVE BEEN GRACED BY IT’S APPEARANCE!!!

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@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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yesssss

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Why did Tumblr stop doing stuff like this, it’s genuinely fascinating, and cute that we include our favorite media in things we do

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Well. Since you asked. I was on tumblr as this post was being built in 2013. The height of superwholock. Which has, since then, been declared peak cringe. So people picked new fandoms to openly love in earnest. Which were also eventually declared cringe. Eventually the youth decided to cut out the middleman, and declared loving anything in earnest to be fully cringe. So it has been a really long time since the day to day users of tumblr have let any fandom create anything nearing the cultural phenomenon that was superwholock. And it is exactly those cultural phenomena that are needed to create posts like this.

So. What happened? Cringe culture happened.

Try and imagine what would happen if this post wasn’t the “sacred texts” only ever seen in screen shots and in pinterest. Try and imagine any current pop culture detective media fandom creating this post today. They’d be slaughtered for being cringe by the time (in this case) Sherlock was mentined.

But because this post is 10 years old and completely broke containment, it’s celebrated when it graces our dashes.

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I blazed a small fandom event announcement.  Because I was genuinely excited to be part of a Big Bang for a wonderful movie.  One of the first responses I got was “Why would you blaze this?”
Because of genuine excitement.
Because I wanted to celebrate the friends I’d met in the fandom
To spread joy to people who might also like the content but hadn’t seen it yet.  
The fact that that was genuinely not realized made me sad.  I love thing, I celebrate thing.  
I’m too old for cringe.  Cringe is dead.  Love what you love.  Enjoy the small things in life, it’s too short to do otherwise.

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CRINGE CULTURE DIED AND WE KILLED IT.

SPREAD THE LOVE FOR YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS

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CRINGE CULTURE DIED AND

WE KILLED IT.SPREAD THE LOVE FOR

YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Listen, I love working at Black Mesa, but they're really making me do some stupid anomalous materials report THE DAY BEFORE I go on vacation :/
Worse still, the experiment hasn't even finished yet, so I have to wait for them to get it done to even start writing most of it :p
Well, at least it's May and not December - less to be stressed about than if they were to do this to me then LOL

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Power went out before I could even save my work :/

All I'm saying is this better get sorted out soon, I don't want to be working overtime on my PRE-PLANNED vacation >:(

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Uh oh.

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Something REALLY interesting about this scene

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At the beginning of the scene Miles confronts Gwen about the 'small elite strike-team' comment.

Gwen lies and plays it off, saying that most of them are part-time anyway.

IMMEDIATELY after that in the next line dialogue, Hobie confronts Gwen and asks her 'Gwendy, how much have you told him about his place in all this? - Maybe not enough.'

Hobie is expressioning disappointment towards Gwen. He doesn't approve of her lying to Miles, knowing what's gonna happen to him. He doesn't agree with them keeping him in the dark - which is why later in the scene he says

'I haven't gotten a Scooby Doo, mate. But that's what they want.'


He's warning Miles that they're keeping in him the dark, on purpose.

ONCE AGAIN Hobie showing foward thinking and outwardly disapproving of the obviously unfair treatment that Miles is given. He's not angry at Gwen, but he's willing to tell her straight up that she's not doing or telling Miles enough to protect him.

Miles deserved to know Miguel's motives BEFORE meeting him. That's why he pointed it out then.

He's ALWAYS looking out for Miles

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PSA: bot comments are taking over ao3

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The above examples have been provided with the authors' permission to demonstrate what these look like.

Basic rundown:

  • They are all 3 sentences long
  • Perfect grammar, capitalization, and punctuation
  • Like absolutely flawless English teacher-style writing with only a single exclamation mark, ever
  • No mentions whatsoever of character names, settings, situations, or anything that could be tied to the story
  • The usernames may be identical to people who exist on ao3, but the name is not clickable, and no profile is associated with it EXCEPT when you directly search for that name. What this means: the comments come from an unregistered (not logged in) reader, bots scrape the site for real usernames, attach that to the comment, and post

Please spread the word about this so authors can filter comments and report them accordingly

There has been some speculation about why this is happening at all, and the best guess is that this is a feature that AI-training story-scraping tools are implementing to try and make their browsing traffic look legitimate